A poem by Jenni Laws, Elaine Radford & Jonathan Radford
This is an ode to Lleyton
He is my favourite star
And one thing we know for sure
He is definitely going to go far
He has already made the big time
While winning in the USA
And we know he will win some more
Whatever the "experts" say
They said he wouldn’t win a thing
But he loves to prove them wrong
And I hope he wins again sometime
Before too very long
C’mon Rocky we hear him shout
It makes us laugh out loud
And when he starts to yell it
He always wins over the crowd
Goldilocks was his nickname
With his lovely curly hair
But when he shaved it all away
He didn’t lose his flair
Baggy shorts he wears
Every time he plays
What a clip he looks
Is what my mam always says
However she loves him just as much
It really makes her day
Watching Lleyton playing his match
Wondering what he might say
The umpires have a rough old time
While officiating at his game
Because he always shouts at them
His matches are never tame
He has a lovely baseball cap
He wears it back to front
And when he wears his lucky cap
For titles he is in the hunt
He had a little argument
With a Spanish man
Who smashed a ball into his head
Of Corretja I am not a fan
The mark remains upon his cap
Where Lleyton got hit in the head
But instead of throwing it back at him
Lleyton won the match instead
I never will forget the day
When he won the final of Stella
He walloped old Pete Sampras
And made him look like an old fella
Another match that comes to mind
Was in the French Open last year
Canas was up to sets
And I started to fear
I had to take the day off work
Because it got too late to play
But Lleyton turned the match around
On that Monday in May
I have taken a lot of holidays
To watch this fave of mine
Because I know he tries his best
Every single time
Every game he starts to play
He gives his very best
And even Andre Agassi
Finds Lleyton a very big test
Tim Henman could not beat him
Of this there is no doubt
Because he just not as good
As all of England found out
Poor old Lleyton lost his match
At Wimbledon last time
To horrible old Escude
I think this was a crime
It spoilt the whole tournament
With no-one left to support
We had to cheer for Pat Rafter
As he is an Aussie as well we thought
I had to write this little poem
To say how much we feel
About Lleyton Hewit who is the best
To us he is the real deal
So good luck Lleyton in all you do
You have already achieved a lot
Being number one at your young age
You really are quite hot
I hope you win Wimbledon
One day before too long
And stay at number one forever
You know it is where you belong